i am cornholio!

So in News of the Stupid from Block Island Race Week, Fireball, a J/111 suddenly departed from the island last night.

Apparently, the Margaritaville-branded corn hole set was stolen from the tent on Monday. A review of the security footage allegedly shows their boat “pro” stealing it. They were given 3 options: rule 69 hearing, involve the police, or leave the island. Seems they picked option 3…

Title inspiration thanks to Mike Judge.

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